Sexy Carrots

Your Cock is Hot

Sad Potato

This little guy has seen better days.

Erotic Lemon

Grown in my own yard.

50 Shades of Food

Parody books on Amazon, but trussing chickens could be hot...

Aphrodesiac

They say oysters are aphrodisiacs. If they look like this one they are!

Hot Chocolate

I was trolling the internet the other day and came across a chocolatier who only sells finely crafted chocolate cocks. Each hard 8-inch dick are filled with things like mint fondant or liqueur, so sucking on one would definitely fill your mouth with creamy goodness. 


But if you want to stuff your mouth with one of these hard cocks you may choke. Each cost €89 (about $123!). Man, you'd best love cock at that price!